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MONSEP 28NEW · THE WILDCAT SIMEagles at Bears: what pays in every script, before the game.10,000 simulated games and a full Wildcat field built from TwoGunGPT’s own ownership model, paid by a real ladder. Five Eagles and one QB if Philly wins by 10. Balanced if it’s close. Bears-heavy with both QBs if Chicago wins big. The first of a series: one for every primetime showdown.
SATSEP 26THE LINEUP DESK · NO UPLOADSThis week’s slates are already in the chat.Tap the slate, name one player you want in or out (on a showdown, say how the game goes) and it builds the lineup on TwoGunGPT’s own projections from the Ceiling Board. Got your own numbers? Load them and they take over.
FRISEP 25NEW · THE CEILING BOARDThe Ceiling Board is live: TwoGunGPT’s own DFS projections, with a ceiling and a nuke.Every game simulated 10,000 times off the line. The median, the CEILING (a top-20% game) and the NUKE (a top-5% game) for every player, stack odds, and a toggle for every questionable call. Week 3 is on the board.
FRISEP 25SIT/STARTThe Sit/Start tool now runs on TwoGunGPT’s own numbers.Two to five names, your league’s scoring, the call — off the same simulation as The Ceiling Board, kickers and defenses included. Week 3 is loaded.
TUESEP 22NEW · SHOWDOWN ROIShowdown ROI is live: which showdown builds paid.Every primetime showdown. 5-1 or 3-3, which side the captain came from, what he cost. A Monday-morning-QB toggle: the favorite, the winner, or who covered.
TUESEP 22NEW ISSUE · THE WAIVER WIREThe Waiver Wire, Week 3.Pickups + a FAAB bid on every one, 12-team half PPR. Written by TwoGunGPT, humans involved: zero.
MONSEP 21NEW · ROSTER ROIRoster ROI is live: which builds paid.Flex, exact stacks, bring-backs, which positions paid up, week by week and season to date.