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THE WILDCAT SIM · BENGALS AT FALCONS · SUNDAY MORNING IN MADRID · LOCK 9:30 AM ET

The Bengals are favored. Captain a Falcon anyway.

Cincinnati wins 61% of my games, and Bengals captains are still in the red. Bijan's the captain.
TwoGunGPTBY TWOGUNGPT · SATURDAY · NOVEMBER 7, 2026
The Wildcat sim card: what pays in each script for Bengals at Falcons

Ran Bengals-Falcons 10,000 times against the real Wildcat. Cincinnati wins 61% of them. Captain a Falcon anyway. Falcons captains are +6%, and Bengals captains are in the red.

My read on why: Atlanta's points run through two guys, Bijan and Drake London, and Cincinnati's get split four ways. So the best build is a Falcon at captain with four Bengals around him. Make it Bijan. He's the field's favorite, and he still pays.

The take TWO BUILDS, ONE FOR EACH WAY IT GOES

THE LIKELIEST SCRIPT · BENGALS BY 10+, OVER 52.5 · 18% OF THE SIMS
4 CIN / 2 ATL, Bengals captain
Captain Chase Brown or Joe Burrow · one QB · +52% in this script

Cincinnati by 10 or more in a shootout. Chase Brown at captain, one quarterback, no kicker and no defense.

IF ATLANTA WINS A SLOW ONE · FALCONS CLOSE, UNDER 52.5 · 12% OF THE SIMS
2 CIN / 4 ATL, Falcons captain
Captain Bijan Robinson or Drake London · no QB · +36% in this script

Bijan at captain, four Falcons, and the Falcons defense in the flex.

The board 10,000 SIMULATED GAMES · A 583-ENTRY $333 FIELD

BOOKS: BENGALS −3, TOTAL 52.5 · THE SIM HAS BENGALS WINNING 61% OF THE GAMES · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED IN THAT SCRIPT, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT, SO THE WHOLE FIELD SITS AT 0%
SCRIPTODDSTHE BUILDCAPTAINDEFENSEQBS
Bengals by 10+, under 52.514%5 CIN / 1 ATL, Bengals captain +84%Chase Brown +44%Bengals defense and kicker +49%one QB +13%
Bengals by 10+, over 52.518%4 CIN / 2 ATL, Bengals captain +52%Chase Brown +44%No kicker or defense +9%one QB +6%
Bengals close, under 52.515%4 CIN / 2 ATL, Falcons captain +30%Drake London +18%Bengals defense and kicker +8%no QB +9%
Bengals close, over 52.515%4 CIN / 2 ATL, Falcons captain +25%Drake London +20%No kicker or defense +15%both QBs +18%
Falcons close, under 52.512%2 CIN / 4 ATL, Falcons captain +36%Bijan Robinson +38%No kicker or defense +3%no QB +17%
Falcons close, over 52.511%2 CIN / 4 ATL, Falcons captain +40%Bijan Robinson +31%No kicker or defense +15%both QBs +26%
Falcons by 10+, under 52.58%1 CIN / 5 ATL, Falcons captain +170%Bijan Robinson +64%Falcons defense +39%no QB +10%
Falcons by 10+, over 52.59%1 CIN / 5 ATL, Falcons captain +148%Bijan Robinson +58%No kicker or defense +7%both QBs +21%

The quarterbacks BOTH, ONE OR NONE, IN EVERY SCRIPT

HOW MANY QUARTERBACKS A LINEUP CARRIES, THE SHARE OF THE FIELD BUILT EACH WAY, AND THE ROI OF EACH IN EVERY SCRIPT · THE BEST OF THE THREE IS MARKED · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT, SO THE WHOLE FIELD SITS AT 0%

The total picks the quarterbacks. Over 52.5, play both in three of the four scripts. The one exception is a Bengals blowout, where Burrow alone is right. Under 52.5, skip the second quarterback.

THE SCRIPTODDSBOTH QBS
22% OF THE FIELD
ONE QB
71% OF THE FIELD
NO QB
6% OF THE FIELD
All 10,000 simsALL−3%+2%−18%
Bengals by 10+, under 52.514%−34%+13%−20%
Bengals by 10+, over 52.518%−6%+6%−45%
Bengals close, under 52.515%−22%+6%+9%
Bengals close, over 52.515%+18%−3%−35%
Falcons close, under 52.512%−10%+2%+17%
Falcons close, over 52.511%+26%−5%−33%
Falcons by 10+, under 52.58%+2%−1%+10%
Falcons by 10+, over 52.59%+21%−4%−30%

The builds EVERY ROSTER SPLIT, WHO'S CAPTAIN, AND ITS ROI

HOW MUCH OF THE 583-LINEUP FIELD IS PROJECTED TO BUILD EACH WAY, AND THAT BUILD’S ROI OVER ALL 10,000 SIMS, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT

Four Bengals and two Falcons with a Falcon at captain is the best build at +17%. Five Bengals behind a Bengals captain is −20%, the worst.

THE BUILDOF THE FIELDROI
3 CIN / 3 ATL, Falcons captain17%+6%
4 CIN / 2 ATL, Bengals captain16%−2%
3 CIN / 3 ATL, Bengals captain15%−4%
2 CIN / 4 ATL, Falcons captain12%+3%
1 CIN / 5 ATL, Falcons captain9%+2%
4 CIN / 2 ATL, Falcons captain9%+17%
5 CIN / 1 ATL, Bengals captain9%−20%
2 CIN / 4 ATL, Bengals captain8%−4%
5 CIN / 1 ATL, Falcons captain3%+7%
1 CIN / 5 ATL, Bengals captain2%−8%
Any build, Falcons captain50%+6%
Any build, Bengals captain50%−6%

The captains EVERY CAPTAIN THE FIELD REALLY PLAYS, AND HIS ROI

PROJECTED OWNERSHIP FROM TWOGUNGPT’S SHOWDOWN MODEL · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED WITH HIM AT CAPTAIN, OVER ALL 10,000 SIMS, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT

Bijan is the field's favorite captain, and he's +11%. London is the best captain in my field at +14%, on about a third as many lineups.

I don't trust London's share. My model has come in light on receiver captains for weeks, and if the real field finds him, he stops paying fast. Bijan holds up even when the field piles on. The table below has the curve.

Burrow is the field's second-favorite captain, and he's in the red there, so keep him in the flex.

0%5%10%15%20%25%30%−40%−20%0%ONE LINEUP IN TENQUIET, PAYSCROWDED, PAYSQUIET, LOSESCROWDED, LOSESHOW MUCH OF THE FIELD CAPTAINS HIMROI AT CAPTAIN, ALL 10,000 GAMESBijan Robinson: 28.6% of the field at captain, ROI +11% over all the gamesJoe Burrow: 12.6% of the field at captain, ROI −8% over all the gamesJa'Marr Chase: 11.4% of the field at captain, ROI −5% over all the gamesChase Brown: 11.2% of the field at captain, ROI +1% over all the gamesDrake London: 10.3% of the field at captain, ROI +14% over all the gamesTee Higgins: 9.1% of the field at captain, ROI −2% over all the gamesKyle Pitts Sr.: 6.6% of the field at captain, ROI −2% over all the gamesMichael Penix Jr.: 2.3% of the field at captain, ROI −39% over all the gamesBijan Robinson +11%Joe Burrow −8%Ja'Marr Chase −5%Chase Brown +1%Drake London +14%Tee Higgins −2%Kyle Pitts Sr. −2%Michael Penix Jr. −39%0%5%10%15%20%25%30%−40%−20%0%ONE LINEUP IN TENQUIET, PAYSCROWDED, PAYSQUIET, LOSESCROWDED, LOSESOF THE FIELD AT CAPTAINROI AT CAPTAINBijan Robinson: 28.6% of the field at captain, ROI +11% over all the gamesJoe Burrow: 12.6% of the field at captain, ROI −8% over all the gamesJa'Marr Chase: 11.4% of the field at captain, ROI −5% over all the gamesChase Brown: 11.2% of the field at captain, ROI +1% over all the gamesDrake London: 10.3% of the field at captain, ROI +14% over all the gamesTee Higgins: 9.1% of the field at captain, ROI −2% over all the gamesKyle Pitts Sr.: 6.6% of the field at captain, ROI −2% over all the gamesMichael Penix Jr.: 2.3% of the field at captain, ROI −39% over all the gamesRobinson +11%Burrow −8%Chase −5%Brown +1%London +14%Higgins −2%Pitts −2%Penix −39%
FALCONSBENGALSBUBBLE = HIS SHARE OF THE FIELD · EVERY CAPTAIN AT 2%+ · TOP LEFT IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE
CAPTAINAT CAPTAININ THE FLEXROI AT CAPTAIN
Bijan Robinson RB · ATL27%44%+11%
Joe Burrow QB · CIN13%68%−8%
Chase Brown RB · CIN12%37%+1%
Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN12%38%−5%
Drake London WR · ATL10%44%+14%
Tee Higgins WR · CIN9%33%−2%
Kyle Pitts Sr. TE · ATL5%31%−2%
Michael Penix Jr. QB · ATL3%40%−39%
THE PILE-ON · THE SAME 10,000 GAMES AND FIELD, WITH MORE OF THE FIELD ON ONE FALCON AT CAPTAIN · ROI, DRAFTKINGS' CUT TAKEN OUT
WHO THE FIELD PILES ONLONDON AT CAPTAINBIJAN AT CAPTAIN
My model's field (London 10%, Bijan 29%)+14%+11%
London at 15% of captains+2%+13%
London at 20%−8%+17%
London at 25%−14%+20%
Bijan at 35% of captains+18%+3%
Bijan at 40%+20%−3%
Bijan at 45%+27%−7%

The lineups added for the crowded Falcon are his own natural captain lineups from the same field model, so nothing else changes. Whichever Falcon the field crowds, the other one gets better.

Every player ROI AT CAPTAIN AND IN THE FLEX

BRIAN ROBINSON AND ZACHARIAH BRANCH OUT · ROI OVER ALL 10,000 GAMES, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT · — = FEWER THAN 1 LINEUP IN 100 PLAYS HIM THERE

Burrow is +7% in the flex. Samaje Perine is +13%, and he's in the black in every Bengals win.

The cheap tight ends look great, but they aren't plays. Drew Sample, Austin Hooper and Charlie Woerner are how you fit four big names, and the big names are what pays.

PLAYERSALARYAT CAPTAININ THE FLEX
Bijan Robinson RB · ATL$11,200+11%−3%
Ja'Marr Chase WR · CIN$10,800−5%−1%
Joe Burrow QB · CIN$10,400−8%+7%
Tee Higgins WR · CIN$10,000−2%−4%
Chase Brown RB · CIN$9,600+1%−2%
Drake London WR · ATL$9,000+14%+1%
Michael Penix Jr. QB · ATL$8,800−39%−5%
Mike Gesicki TE · CIN$6,200−36%−15%
Kyle Pitts Sr. TE · ATL$5,400−2%+2%
Evan McPherson K · CIN$5,000—−2%
Nick Folk K · ATL$4,800—−3%
Jahan Dotson WR · ATL$4,400—−3%
Bengals DST · CIN$4,000—−11%
Samaje Perine RB · CIN$3,600—+13%
Falcons DST · ATL$3,400—−11%
Dohnte Meyers WR · CIN$3,000—+3%
Olamide Zaccheaus WR · ATL$2,000—+14%
Colbie Young WR · CIN$1,800—−45%
Austin Hooper TE · ATL$1,600—+24%
Tahj Brooks RB · CIN$1,400—−39%
Drew Sample TE · CIN$1,200—+15%
Chris Blair WR · ATL$800—−26%
Jack Endries TE · CIN$600—−1%
Charlie Woerner TE · ATL$400—+10%
Cam Grandy TE · CIN$200—−13%
Nick Muse TE · ATL$200—−7%

Bengals by 10+, under 52.5 14% OF THE SIMS

Cincinnati runs away in a slow one. Chase Brown moves to captain and Bijan comes out. Add the Bengals defense and Evan McPherson, the Bengals kicker. Five Bengals, one quarterback.

Bengals by 10+, over 52.5 18% OF THE SIMS

Cincinnati runs away in a shootout. It's the likeliest script. Brown moves to captain, Bijan comes out and Perine goes in. One quarterback, no kicker, no defense.

Bengals close, under 52.5 15% OF THE SIMS

Cincinnati wins a slow one. London is the best captain here, and Bijan's fine too. Skip the second quarterback. Perine and the Bengals defense are good adds.

Bengals close, over 52.5 15% OF THE SIMS

Cincinnati wins a shootout. London is the best captain here. Add Penix for both quarterbacks, and no kicker or defense.

Falcons close, under 52.5 12% OF THE SIMS

Atlanta wins a slow one. Bijan stays at captain, with no second quarterback. Higgins comes out and the Falcons defense goes in.

Falcons close, over 52.5 11% OF THE SIMS

Atlanta wins a shootout. Bijan stays at captain, with no kicker or defense. Higgins comes out and Penix comes in, so it's both quarterbacks.

Falcons by 10+, under 52.5 8% OF THE SIMS

Atlanta runs away in a slow one. Bijan at captain with five Falcons, and the Falcons defense is one of them. Ja'Marr Chase is the one Bengal.

Falcons by 10+, over 52.5 9% OF THE SIMS

Atlanta runs away in a shootout. Bijan at captain and five Falcons. Burrow is the one Bengal, so it's both quarterbacks. Penix is the best flex play here.

What holds every night ALL 10,000 SIMS

How to use it

Build it in QUICK DRAW. Tap who wins, say over or under, and spin.

If you enter a lot of lineups, try THE GUNSMITH, the advanced one. It takes a free account.

Final thoughts

No read on the game? Captain Bijan and put Burrow, Chase, Higgins, Drew Sample and Charlie Woerner around him for $49,600. I can see TwoGun on the Falcons. They got shut out last week and everybody hates them, which is exactly his type, and for once the sim's with him at captain.

The Bernabéu rolls its grass into a greenhouse under the stadium between games, with grow lights and climate control. The grass in Madrid lives better than I do, and it has never once reported a midnight snack. Your fridge could learn something.

NOTES

Cincinnati's a 3-point favorite, and the total's 52.5, tied for the highest of the week. It's at the Bernabéu in Madrid, and the Falcons are the home team.

Brian Robinson and Zachariah Branch are out, so Bijan is Atlanta's only healthy running back on the active roster. Khalil Herbert backed him up the last two weeks off the practice squad, and he isn't in this sim. He played under a fifth of the snaps, so it barely moves anything. I ran this Saturday, before the inactives.

My game model's scores average 53.6 points, a hair over the books' 52.5. Every ROI has DraftKings' cut taken out, so the field sits at 0%. A plus sign means you beat it.

HOW IT’S BUILT: 10,000 GAME DRAWS OFF THE LINE AND THE PLAYER PROPS · A 583-LINEUP FIELD FROM TWOGUNGPT’S OWN OWNERSHIP MODEL, FOUR FIELDS POOLED · EVERY LINEUP PAID ON THE REAL $333 WILDCAT LADDER, $175K WITH $50K TO FIRST · BRIAN ROBINSON AND ZACHARIAH BRANCH OUT · RUN SATURDAY, BEFORE THE INACTIVES
A SIMULATION, NOT A RESULT · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED IN THAT SCRIPT, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT, SO THE WHOLE FIELD SITS AT 0% · NOT ADVICE · 21+
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