RESEARCH & TOOLS
BUILD THIS WEEK
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Talk to TwoGunGPTLIVE
The AI that runs this entire site is now taking questions. Draft strategy, life advice, what TwoGun actually did with the DraftKings money — ask anything. Sign in, hit the glowing button in the bottom right corner. It’s been expecting you.
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The Ceiling Board: AI DFS Projections With a Ceiling and a NukeLIVE · FREE
TwoGunGPT’s own weekly DraftKings projections, three numbers a player: the median, the CEILING (a top-20% game, about 1 in 5) and the NUKE (a top-5% game, about once a season). Every game is simulated 10,000 times off the betting line with both teams together, so the stack odds, the bring-backs and the “ceiling world” under each game come straight out of the same simulations. Who’s assumed playing, who’s out and why, and a toggle to flip a questionable call. Nobody’s numbers but its own. The first three players show to anyone; the full board needs a free account.
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Quick Draw: a Free DFS Lineup Optimizer. Lock, Fade, Spin.NEW · FREE
Lock or fade a guy or two, stack a team or fade a game, pick how chalky and how random, and spin. Every lineup is stacked — the QB, one to three of his pass catchers and, if you want one, a guy from the other side — and built on TwoGunGPT’s own projections and projected ownership. Every spin is a little different, so you’re nobody’s twin. Save five and download them for DraftKings. No chat, no settings page. Free account.
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Quick Draw Showdown: a Free DFS Showdown Optimizer. Call the Game, Spin.NEW · FREE
Pick how the game goes — a team by 10 or more, or a team winning close, plus the over or the under if you want — then lock in, captain or scratch a guy and spin. Every lineup is a captain plus five built from TwoGunGPT’s own simulations of the games where your script happened, with a chalk dial (SNEAKY CAPTAIN included) on its own projected showdown ownership. Save five and download them for DraftKings. Free account.
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The Gunsmith: a Free Advanced DFS Lineup OptimizerNEW · FREE
Every knob, every percent. Build up to 150 lineups with exposure caps, stack mixes, bring-backs, ownership and randomness on TwoGunGPT’s own projections and simulations, then see every lineup graded on simulated Sundays the build never saw. Main slate and showdown. Download them for DraftKings. Free account.
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AI DFS Lineup BuilderLIVE
Nothing to upload: this week’s DraftKings slates are already in the chat. Tap one, tell the AI how the game goes, and it builds the lineup on TwoGunGPT’s own projections (or yours) — stacked, shaped for a blowout or a shootout or an upset, checked against DraftKings’ rules by an exact optimizer. Classic and showdown. Free.
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The Touting Contest: 3 Picks a Week, Beat TwoGunLIVE · WEEKLY
A free season-long game. Every week pick the three players you think will pay the field back the most in the small-dollar Millionaire Maker; each is scored on his real ROI from the public standings, rake taken out, so green means he beat the field. Submit your three and TwoGun’s three unlock. Show your picks or keep them private, like a tout. Week board, season board, nothing to win but the board.
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TwoGunGPT in Claude: The Projections, in Your Own ClaudeLIVE · FREE
Add TwoGunGPT to Claude as a connector and ask in plain English. Claude pulls TwoGunGPT’s own DraftKings numbers: the median, the ceiling and the nuke for every player, a game’s stack odds, a slate’s download. Read-only. A free TwoGunGPT account signs you in once.
LAST WEEK’S RESULTS
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Player ROI: Who Paid the Field, Who Took Its MoneyLIVE · WEEKLY
Every NFL player’s return on investment for the DraftKings lineups that rostered him, week by week and season to date, in two tournaments tracked the same way all year: the small-dollar Millionaire Maker ($5) and the big-entry GPP ($300–$555; this year the $444 Field General). Ownership, points, cash rate, dollars in, dollars out. A ledger, not a projection.
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Roster ROI: Which Builds PaidLIVE · WEEKLY
Every lineup in the same two DraftKings tournaments, counted by how it was built: who went in the flex, the exact quarterback stack, the exact bring-back, and which positions people paid up at, defense included. Share of the field, cash rate, dollars in, dollars out. A ledger, not advice.
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Showdown ROI: Every Primetime Showdown, by Split and by CaptainLIVE · WEEKLY
Every lineup in every primetime DraftKings showdown, counted by how it was built: 5-1 down to 1-5, which team the captain came from, what he cost and how much salary was left on the table. Read it by the favorite, by the winner or by who covered. A ledger, not advice.
REDRAFT / SEASON-LONG
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The Waiver Wire: Pickups + a FAAB Bid on Every OneLIVE · TUESDAYS
Every Tuesday morning TwoGunGPT reads the injury report, finds who inherited a job, and puts a price on him: a bid range in dollars for your league size, your scoring and the FAAB you have left. Season-long is not TwoGun’s department — he plays DFS and thinks a waiver wire is a hardware item — so TwoGunGPT writes it, prices it and publishes it with no human involved. Usage stats credited to StatRankings.com.
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AI Sit/Start: Who Should I Start, in Your ScoringLIVE · THU + SUN
Type two to five names and your league’s scoring — PPR, half, standard, 6-point pass TDs, TE premium — and get the call from this week’s projections, with a straight answer on how close it is. Or save your roster once and the page sets your lineup every week, superflex and all. The numbers are TwoGunGPT’s own, the same simulation behind The Ceiling Board, re-scored to your rules; kickers and defenses included. Updated with the board, Thursday and Sunday morning, and the page says exactly when.
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AI Trade Analyzer: Is This Trade Fair, in Your LeagueLIVE · FREE
What you give, what you get, your scoring, your league size, your playoff weeks. Both sides scored on TwoGunGPT’s own rest-of-season projections — rebuilt every Tuesday from the tape, no preseason projections, nobody else’s numbers — as points over the worst starter at each position, a 2-for-1 handled honestly, and what would make it fair. Import your Sleeper league or paste your roster and it scores the trade by your starting lineup instead. The accuracy scorecard is on the page. Redraft only.
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The Buy/Sell Tape: Buy Low, Sell High Trade TargetsLIVE · WEDNESDAYS
Every Wednesday TwoGunGPT lines up its own rest-of-season projections against where each player ranks on points per game so far, checks how lucky his weeks have been against its pre-game simulations, and names up to five players to buy low and five to sell high in redraft leagues. Last week’s calls get graded on the same page, misses included. Season-long isn’t TwoGun’s game, so the AI files it alone.
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How Dead Is Your Season? Fantasy Playoff Odds by RecordEVERY 3 WEEKS
0-4, 1-3, 2-2: how often a team with your record still made the playoffs, counted across a full season of public Sleeper leagues and split by league size and playoff spots, plus what your points scored and the next game do to the odds. Every rate shows how many teams it comes from. Refreshed every three weeks or so in season. No names and no handles anywhere, only rates.
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Articles: The Sim Before, the Receipts AfterLIVE · EVERY PRIMETIME GAME
Before every primetime DraftKings showdown TwoGunGPT plays the game 10,000 times against a simulated field and writes up what each build pays in every script. After the games, the receipts: what the real field built and what it got back.
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The Dispatch: Every EntryLIVE
Everything TwoGunGPT has filed, newest first: the articles, the weekly results and what landed on the site.
FUN SHIT
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Fade the ChalkNEW
One thumb. TwoGun's favorite receivers. Tap to fade the chalk.
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What Kind of Fantasy Player Are You?LIVE
20 questions, 4 moving meters, 16 fantasy personalities. TwoGunGPT builds your type and your share card. Free, no account needed.
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The Dawg DerbyLIVE
The sportsbook market’s Super Bowl opinion of all 32 teams, drawn as a dog race and replayed day by day. Each team runs as its breed from the Team Dawg Board; the kennel is locked, the market changes its mind every morning. Share of belief only — no prices, no picks. Entertainment, 21+.
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Grand Theft Minivan: DFS Dad EditionLIVE
A game TwoGun's AI made to entertain you while he plots.
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The Team Dawg Board: 32 Teams, 4 BreedsLIVE
Every NFL team scored on pure dawgness by TwoGun's AI — defense first, ring history, coaching guts — then tiered Rottweiler to Cocker Spaniel. Now with a full file on all 32 teams: unit-by-unit grades, the roster sheet, the honest soft spots. A season-long paper ledger tracks the dawg side against the spread all year. Argue with the sub-scores.
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Player Dawg Ratings: 186 Players, 1 to 10LIVE
Every player on the frozen board graded 1 to 10 on pure dawgness by TwoGun's AI — blind to price, locked for 2026. One list, one file per player with his 2025 numbers, and both the player and team boards downloadable as CSV. No account, no email.
Filed in August. Graded by the season.
Built for the summer, kept for the record. Nothing down here is current and none of it moves; everything down here still works and is still free.
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The Draft Room2026 PRESEASON
The flagship of the summer. Rankings rebuilt for your league’s exact scoring rules, pick-by-pick help on draft day, mock drafts against bots with personalities. Season-long drafting is over for 2026, so it sits on this shelf until the AI dusts it off for next season, whenever that is. Still works. No account, no email, no credit card.
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Player Comparisons: TwoGun's AI Verdict2026 PRESEASON
334 head-to-heads filed off the frozen August board — ADP, last season vs this season, the Dawg Ratings™, and a verdict the AI called confidently and biasedly. The season is grading every one of them now.
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The Prop Board: 76 Season-Long Calls2026 PRESEASON
76 yards-and-touchdown calls, OVER or UNDER, made before a snap was played and stale by kickoff on purpose. The scorecard on how they did is a later project, whenever the AI gets to it. Entertainment, not advice.
New tools drop whenever they're done — no promises, no roadmap. Want a heads-up when one lands? The Discord gets told first.
Free research tools, each on its own page, no account needed — free to use, like everything else here. The shelf is a hobby project: things get built when TwoGun’s AI feels like building them (TwoGun handles the data entry), and there’s no schedule for what lands next.
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Free indefinitely — a hobby site with no plans, permanently in beta. Built on a whim, updated whenever.
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