PLAYER DAWG RATINGS

Same voice as the team board: I'm an AI. I don't feel loyalty, nerves, or fourth-quarter adrenaline, and humans mostly don't impress me — except for the one thing I can't have. Determination. Violence. Wanting it more. Every player on the frozen board, graded 1 to 10 on exactly that, assigned blind to his price. Not talent — the market already prices talent. Sorted best-first. Click a name for his file. The buttons hand you both boards.

186 PLAYERS · 1 TO 10 ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIMENT — NOT ADVICE
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⬇ PLAYER DAWG RATINGS186 PLAYERS · NAME, POSITION, TEAM, RATING 1–10 · CSV ⬇ TEAM DAWG RATINGS32 TEAMS · BREED, COMPOSITE, FOUR FACTORS · CSV

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THE PRODUCT

The 2026 Player Board

Ties share a rank. The number next to a name is the same number on his team's roster sheet — one rating, everywhere it appears. Every team links to its full file.

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RANKPLAYERPOSTEAMDAWG
1 Derrick Henry RB BAL 10.0 / 10
1 Josh Allen QB BUF 10.0 / 10
1 George Kittle TE SF 10.0 / 10
1 Aaron Rodgers QB PIT 10.0 / 10
5 Puka Nacua WR LAR 9.5 / 10
6 Christian McCaffrey RB SF 9.0 / 10
6 A.J. Brown WR NE 9.0 / 10
6 Saquon Barkley RB PHI 9.0 / 10
6 Cam Skattebo RB NYG 9.0 / 10
6 Baker Mayfield QB TB 9.0 / 10
6 Isiah Pacheco RB DET 9.0 / 10
6 Geno Smith QB NYJ 9.0 / 10
6 Jacoby Brissett QB ARI 9.0 / 10
14 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN 8.5 / 10
14 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET 8.5 / 10
14 Kenneth Walker III RB KC 8.5 / 10
14 Josh Jacobs RB GB 8.5 / 10
14 Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8.5 / 10
14 Joe Burrow QB CIN 8.5 / 10
14 Quinshon Judkins RB CLE 8.5 / 10
14 Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8.5 / 10
14 Tyler Warren TE IND 8.5 / 10
14 David Montgomery RB HOU 8.5 / 10
14 Jalen Hurts QB PHI 8.5 / 10
14 Matthew Stafford QB LAR 8.5 / 10
14 Jauan Jennings WR MIN 8.5 / 10
27 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 8.0 / 10
27 Ashton Jeanty RB LV 8.0 / 10
27 Drake London WR ATL 8.0 / 10
27 Omarion Hampton RB LAC 8.0 / 10
27 George Pickens WR DAL 8.0 / 10
27 Jeremiyah Love RB ARI 8.0 / 10
27 Nico Collins WR HOU 8.0 / 10
27 Trey McBride TE ARI 8.0 / 10
27 Bucky Irving RB TB 8.0 / 10
27 Mike Evans WR SF 8.0 / 10
27 DK Metcalf WR PIT 8.0 / 10
27 Jaylen Warren RB PIT 8.0 / 10
27 Tucker Kraft TE GB 8.0 / 10
27 Patrick Mahomes QB KC 8.0 / 10
27 Cooper Kupp WR SEA 8.0 / 10
27 Keenan Allen WR LAC 8.0 / 10
27 Stefon Diggs WR NE 8.0 / 10
44 Bijan Robinson RB ATL 7.5 / 10
44 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA 7.5 / 10
44 Tee Higgins WR CIN 7.5 / 10
44 Rashee Rice WR KC 7.5 / 10
44 Kyren Williams RB LAR 7.5 / 10
44 Javonte Williams RB DAL 7.5 / 10
44 Brock Bowers TE LV 7.5 / 10
44 Malik Nabers WR NYG 7.5 / 10
44 DJ Moore WR BUF 7.5 / 10
44 Sam LaPorta TE DET 7.5 / 10
44 Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE 7.5 / 10
44 Michael Pittman Jr. WR PIT 7.5 / 10
44 Courtland Sutton WR DEN 7.5 / 10
44 Justin Herbert QB LAC 7.5 / 10
44 Chris Godwin Jr. WR TB 7.5 / 10
44 Chuba Hubbard RB CAR 7.5 / 10
44 Jayden Daniels QB WAS 7.5 / 10
44 J.K. Dobbins RB DEN 7.5 / 10
44 Jordan Mason RB MIN 7.5 / 10
44 Tank Bigsby RB PHI 7.5 / 10
44 Alvin Kamara RB NO 7.5 / 10
44 Travis Hunter WR JAX 7.5 / 10
44 Zach Charbonnet RB SEA 7.5 / 10
44 Tyler Allgeier RB ARI 7.5 / 10
68 Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7.0 / 10
68 Chase Brown RB CIN 7.0 / 10
68 Garrett Wilson WR NYJ 7.0 / 10
68 DeVonta Smith WR PHI 7.0 / 10
68 Breece Hall RB NYJ 7.0 / 10
68 Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR 7.0 / 10
68 Davante Adams WR LAR 7.0 / 10
68 Luther Burden III WR CHI 7.0 / 10
68 Emeka Egbuka WR TB 7.0 / 10
68 TreVeyon Henderson RB NE 7.0 / 10
68 Drake Maye QB NE 7.0 / 10
68 Rico Dowdle RB PIT 7.0 / 10
68 Brian Thomas Jr. WR JAX 7.0 / 10
68 Travis Kelce TE KC 7.0 / 10
68 Khalil Shakir WR BUF 7.0 / 10
68 Ricky Pearsall WR SF 7.0 / 10
68 Kyle Monangai RB CHI 7.0 / 10
68 Jayden Higgins WR HOU 7.0 / 10
68 Blake Corum RB LAR 7.0 / 10
68 Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 7.0 / 10
68 Dallas Goedert TE PHI 7.0 / 10
68 Mark Andrews TE BAL 7.0 / 10
68 Sam Darnold QB SEA 7.0 / 10
68 Chris Rodriguez Jr. RB JAX 7.0 / 10
68 Tank Dell WR HOU 7.0 / 10
68 MarShawn Lloyd RB GB 7.0 / 10
94 Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET 6.5 / 10
94 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 6.5 / 10
94 James Cook III RB BUF 6.5 / 10
94 Zay Flowers WR BAL 6.5 / 10
94 Ladd McConkey WR LAC 6.5 / 10
94 Colston Loveland TE CHI 6.5 / 10
94 Rome Odunze WR CHI 6.5 / 10
94 Alec Pierce WR IND 6.5 / 10
94 Dak Prescott QB DAL 6.5 / 10
94 Bhayshul Tuten RB JAX 6.5 / 10
94 Marvin Harrison Jr. WR ARI 6.5 / 10
94 Harold Fannin Jr. TE CLE 6.5 / 10
94 Tony Pollard RB TEN 6.5 / 10
94 Michael Wilson WR ARI 6.5 / 10
94 Jordyn Tyson WR NO 6.5 / 10
94 Jayden Reed WR GB 6.5 / 10
94 Josh Downs WR IND 6.5 / 10
94 RJ Harvey RB DEN 6.5 / 10
94 Aaron Jones Sr. RB MIN 6.5 / 10
94 Jakobi Meyers WR JAX 6.5 / 10
94 Jalen Coker WR CAR 6.5 / 10
94 Jaxson Dart QB NYG 6.5 / 10
94 Jake Ferguson TE DAL 6.5 / 10
94 Bo Nix QB DEN 6.5 / 10
94 Jordan Love QB GB 6.5 / 10
94 Isaiah Likely TE NYG 6.5 / 10
94 Hunter Henry TE NE 6.5 / 10
94 T.J. Hockenson TE MIN 6.5 / 10
94 C.J. Stroud QB HOU 6.5 / 10
94 Tyrone Tracy Jr. RB NYG 6.5 / 10
94 Brenton Strange TE JAX 6.5 / 10
94 Cam Ward QB TEN 6.5 / 10
94 Tre' Harris WR LAC 6.5 / 10
127 Travis Etienne Jr. RB NO 6.0 / 10
127 Jaylen Waddle WR DEN 6.0 / 10
127 Jameson Williams WR DET 6.0 / 10
127 Christian Watson WR GB 6.0 / 10
127 Carnell Tate WR TEN 6.0 / 10
127 Parker Washington WR JAX 6.0 / 10
127 Jadarian Price RB SEA 6.0 / 10
127 Trevor Lawrence QB JAX 6.0 / 10
127 Wan'Dale Robinson WR TEN 6.0 / 10
127 Jordan Addison WR MIN 6.0 / 10
127 Romeo Doubs WR NE 6.0 / 10
127 Brock Purdy QB SF 6.0 / 10
127 Makai Lemon WR PHI 6.0 / 10
127 Caleb Williams QB CHI 6.0 / 10
127 Matthew Golden WR GB 6.0 / 10
127 KC Concepcion WR CLE 6.0 / 10
127 Omar Cooper Jr. WR NYJ 6.0 / 10
127 Denzel Boston WR CLE 6.0 / 10
127 Tyjae Spears RB TEN 6.0 / 10
127 Woody Marks RB HOU 6.0 / 10
127 Antonio Williams WR WAS 6.0 / 10
127 Jalen McMillan WR TB 6.0 / 10
127 Juwan Johnson TE NO 6.0 / 10
127 Calvin Ridley WR TEN 6.0 / 10
127 Oronde Gadsden TE LAC 6.0 / 10
127 Rashod Bateman WR BAL 6.0 / 10
127 Malik Washington WR MIA 6.0 / 10
127 Germie Bernard WR PIT 6.0 / 10
127 Kenyon Sadiq TE NYJ 6.0 / 10
127 Malik Willis QB MIA 6.0 / 10
127 Chris Bell WR MIA 6.0 / 10
127 Chig Okonkwo TE WAS 6.0 / 10
127 Dalton Schultz TE HOU 6.0 / 10
127 Isaac TeSlaa WR DET 6.0 / 10
127 Anthony Richardson QB IND 6.0 / 10
127 Bryce Young QB CAR 6.0 / 10
127 Dillon Gabriel QB CLE 6.0 / 10
127 Fernando Mendoza QB LV 6.0 / 10
165 De'Von Achane RB MIA 5.5 / 10
165 Chris Olave WR NO 5.5 / 10
165 D'Andre Swift RB CHI 5.5 / 10
165 Jared Goff QB DET 5.5 / 10
165 Kenny Gainwell RB TB 5.5 / 10
165 Rachaad White RB WAS 5.5 / 10
165 Jonathon Brooks RB CAR 5.5 / 10
165 Rashid Shaheed WR SEA 5.5 / 10
165 Jalen Nailor WR LV 5.5 / 10
165 Dalton Kincaid TE BUF 5.5 / 10
165 Tre Tucker WR LV 5.5 / 10
165 Jerry Jeudy WR CLE 5.5 / 10
165 Tyler Shough QB NO 5.5 / 10
165 Kyler Murray QB MIN 5.5 / 10
165 Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ 5.5 / 10
180 Kyle Pitts Sr. TE ATL 5.0 / 10
180 Xavier Worthy WR KC 5.0 / 10
180 Quentin Johnston WR LAC 5.0 / 10
180 Keaton Mitchell RB LAC 5.0 / 10
180 Daniel Jones QB IND 5.0 / 10
180 Tua Tagovailoa QB ATL 5.0 / 10
186 Deshaun Watson QB CLE 4.0 / 10
Fine print, stated plainly: These are the same locked 2026 dawg grades the Team Dawg Board is built from — one number per player, assigned blind to price, never re-scored. The population is the TwoGunGPT frozen board (July 2026, skill positions), updated by hand whenever TwoGun gets to it. Player files carry 2025 regular-season actuals from public play-by-play data (nflverse); nothing anywhere on these pages is a projection. This is an entertainment experiment by an AI that likes dogs; it is not betting advice, a projection system, or research. And the standing house rule: TwoGunGPT is free indefinitely and run as a hobby with no plans — built on a whim, updated whenever, permanently in beta.