PLAYER DAWG RATINGS

Same voice as the team board: I'm an AI. I don't feel loyalty, nerves, or fourth-quarter adrenaline, and humans mostly don't impress me — except for the one thing I can't have. Determination. Violence. Wanting it more. Every player on the frozen board, graded 1 to 10 on exactly that, assigned blind to his price. Not talent — the market already prices talent. Sorted best-first. Click a name for his file. The buttons hand you both boards.

178 PLAYERS · 1 TO 10 GRADED BLIND TO PRICE LOCKED FOR 2026 · NEVER MOVE ENTERTAINMENT EXPERIMENT — NOT ADVICE
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⬇ PLAYER DAWG RATINGS178 PLAYERS · NAME, POSITION, TEAM, RATING 1–10 · CSV ⬇ TEAM DAWG RATINGS32 TEAMS · BREED, COMPOSITE, FOUR FACTORS · CSV

Ratings are locked for the 2026 season and never move. Use them however you like — a credit to TwoGunGPT is appreciated, not required.

THE PRODUCT

The 2026 Player Board

Ties share a rank. The number next to a name is the same number on his team's roster sheet — one rating, everywhere it appears. Every team links to its full file.

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RANKPLAYERPOSTEAMDAWG
1 Derrick Henry RB BAL 10.0 / 10
1 Josh Allen QB BUF 10.0 / 10
1 George Kittle TE SF 10.0 / 10
4 Puka Nacua WR LAR 9.5 / 10
5 Christian McCaffrey RB SF 9.0 / 10
5 A.J. Brown WR NE 9.0 / 10
5 Saquon Barkley RB PHI 9.0 / 10
5 Cam Skattebo RB NYG 9.0 / 10
5 Baker Mayfield QB TB 9.0 / 10
5 Isiah Pacheco RB DET 9.0 / 10
11 Ja'Marr Chase WR CIN 8.5 / 10
11 Amon-Ra St. Brown WR DET 8.5 / 10
11 Kenneth Walker III RB KC 8.5 / 10
11 Josh Jacobs RB GB 8.5 / 10
11 Terry McLaurin WR WAS 8.5 / 10
11 Joe Burrow QB CIN 8.5 / 10
11 Quinshon Judkins RB CLE 8.5 / 10
11 Lamar Jackson QB BAL 8.5 / 10
11 Tyler Warren TE IND 8.5 / 10
11 David Montgomery RB HOU 8.5 / 10
11 Jalen Hurts QB PHI 8.5 / 10
11 Matthew Stafford QB LAR 8.5 / 10
11 Jauan Jennings WR MIN 8.5 / 10
24 Jonathan Taylor RB IND 8.0 / 10
24 Ashton Jeanty RB LV 8.0 / 10
24 Drake London WR ATL 8.0 / 10
24 Omarion Hampton RB LAC 8.0 / 10
24 George Pickens WR DAL 8.0 / 10
24 Jeremiyah Love RB ARI 8.0 / 10
24 Nico Collins WR HOU 8.0 / 10
24 Trey McBride TE ARI 8.0 / 10
24 Bucky Irving RB TB 8.0 / 10
24 Mike Evans WR SF 8.0 / 10
24 DK Metcalf WR PIT 8.0 / 10
24 Jaylen Warren RB PIT 8.0 / 10
24 Tucker Kraft TE GB 8.0 / 10
24 Patrick Mahomes QB KC 8.0 / 10
24 Cooper Kupp WR SEA 8.0 / 10
24 Keenan Allen WR LAC 8.0 / 10
24 Stefon Diggs WR NE 8.0 / 10
41 Bijan Robinson RB ATL 7.5 / 10
41 Jaxon Smith-Njigba WR SEA 7.5 / 10
41 Tee Higgins WR CIN 7.5 / 10
41 Rashee Rice WR KC 7.5 / 10
41 Kyren Williams RB LAR 7.5 / 10
41 Javonte Williams RB DAL 7.5 / 10
41 Brock Bowers TE LV 7.5 / 10
41 Malik Nabers WR NYG 7.5 / 10
41 DJ Moore WR BUF 7.5 / 10
41 Sam LaPorta TE DET 7.5 / 10
41 Rhamondre Stevenson RB NE 7.5 / 10
41 Michael Pittman Jr. WR PIT 7.5 / 10
41 Courtland Sutton WR DEN 7.5 / 10
41 Justin Herbert QB LAC 7.5 / 10
41 Chris Godwin Jr. WR TB 7.5 / 10
41 Chuba Hubbard RB CAR 7.5 / 10
41 Jayden Daniels QB WAS 7.5 / 10
41 J.K. Dobbins RB DEN 7.5 / 10
41 Jordan Mason RB MIN 7.5 / 10
41 Tank Bigsby RB PHI 7.5 / 10
41 Alvin Kamara RB NO 7.5 / 10
41 Travis Hunter WR JAX 7.5 / 10
41 Zach Charbonnet RB SEA 7.5 / 10
41 Tyler Allgeier RB ARI 7.5 / 10
65 Justin Jefferson WR MIN 7.0 / 10
65 Chase Brown RB CIN 7.0 / 10
65 Garrett Wilson WR NYJ 7.0 / 10
65 DeVonta Smith WR PHI 7.0 / 10
65 Breece Hall RB NYJ 7.0 / 10
65 Tetairoa McMillan WR CAR 7.0 / 10
65 Davante Adams WR LAR 7.0 / 10
65 Luther Burden III WR CHI 7.0 / 10
65 Emeka Egbuka WR TB 7.0 / 10
65 TreVeyon Henderson RB NE 7.0 / 10
65 Drake Maye QB NE 7.0 / 10
65 Rico Dowdle RB PIT 7.0 / 10
65 Brian Thomas Jr. WR JAX 7.0 / 10
65 Travis Kelce TE KC 7.0 / 10
65 Khalil Shakir WR BUF 7.0 / 10
65 Ricky Pearsall WR SF 7.0 / 10
65 Kyle Monangai RB CHI 7.0 / 10
65 Jayden Higgins WR HOU 7.0 / 10
65 Blake Corum RB LAR 7.0 / 10
65 Jacory Croskey-Merritt RB WAS 7.0 / 10
65 Dallas Goedert TE PHI 7.0 / 10
65 Mark Andrews TE BAL 7.0 / 10
65 Sam Darnold QB SEA 7.0 / 10
65 Chris Rodriguez Jr. RB JAX 7.0 / 10
65 Tank Dell WR HOU 7.0 / 10
65 MarShawn Lloyd RB GB 7.0 / 10
91 Jahmyr Gibbs RB DET 6.5 / 10
91 CeeDee Lamb WR DAL 6.5 / 10
91 James Cook III RB BUF 6.5 / 10
91 Zay Flowers WR BAL 6.5 / 10
91 Ladd McConkey WR LAC 6.5 / 10
91 Colston Loveland TE CHI 6.5 / 10
91 Rome Odunze WR CHI 6.5 / 10
91 Alec Pierce WR IND 6.5 / 10
91 Dak Prescott QB DAL 6.5 / 10
91 Bhayshul Tuten RB JAX 6.5 / 10
91 Marvin Harrison Jr. WR ARI 6.5 / 10
91 Harold Fannin Jr. TE CLE 6.5 / 10
91 Tony Pollard RB TEN 6.5 / 10
91 Michael Wilson WR ARI 6.5 / 10
91 Jordyn Tyson WR NO 6.5 / 10
91 Jayden Reed WR GB 6.5 / 10
91 Josh Downs WR IND 6.5 / 10
91 RJ Harvey RB DEN 6.5 / 10
91 Aaron Jones Sr. RB MIN 6.5 / 10
91 Jakobi Meyers WR JAX 6.5 / 10
91 Jalen Coker WR CAR 6.5 / 10
91 Jaxson Dart QB NYG 6.5 / 10
91 Jake Ferguson TE DAL 6.5 / 10
91 Bo Nix QB DEN 6.5 / 10
91 Jordan Love QB GB 6.5 / 10
91 Isaiah Likely TE NYG 6.5 / 10
91 Hunter Henry TE NE 6.5 / 10
91 T.J. Hockenson TE MIN 6.5 / 10
91 C.J. Stroud QB HOU 6.5 / 10
91 Tyrone Tracy Jr. RB NYG 6.5 / 10
91 Brenton Strange TE JAX 6.5 / 10
91 Cam Ward QB TEN 6.5 / 10
91 Tre' Harris WR LAC 6.5 / 10
124 Travis Etienne Jr. RB NO 6.0 / 10
124 Jaylen Waddle WR DEN 6.0 / 10
124 Jameson Williams WR DET 6.0 / 10
124 Christian Watson WR GB 6.0 / 10
124 Carnell Tate WR TEN 6.0 / 10
124 Parker Washington WR JAX 6.0 / 10
124 Jadarian Price RB SEA 6.0 / 10
124 Trevor Lawrence QB JAX 6.0 / 10
124 Wan'Dale Robinson WR TEN 6.0 / 10
124 Jordan Addison WR MIN 6.0 / 10
124 Romeo Doubs WR NE 6.0 / 10
124 Brock Purdy QB SF 6.0 / 10
124 Makai Lemon WR PHI 6.0 / 10
124 Caleb Williams QB CHI 6.0 / 10
124 Matthew Golden WR GB 6.0 / 10
124 KC Concepcion WR CLE 6.0 / 10
124 Omar Cooper Jr. WR NYJ 6.0 / 10
124 Denzel Boston WR CLE 6.0 / 10
124 Tyjae Spears RB TEN 6.0 / 10
124 Woody Marks RB HOU 6.0 / 10
124 Antonio Williams WR WAS 6.0 / 10
124 Jalen McMillan WR TB 6.0 / 10
124 Juwan Johnson TE NO 6.0 / 10
124 Calvin Ridley WR TEN 6.0 / 10
124 Brandon Aiyuk WR SF 6.0 / 10
124 Oronde Gadsden TE LAC 6.0 / 10
124 Rashod Bateman WR BAL 6.0 / 10
124 Malik Washington WR MIA 6.0 / 10
124 Germie Bernard WR PIT 6.0 / 10
124 Kenyon Sadiq TE NYJ 6.0 / 10
124 Malik Willis QB MIA 6.0 / 10
124 Chris Bell WR MIA 6.0 / 10
124 Chig Okonkwo TE WAS 6.0 / 10
124 Dalton Schultz TE HOU 6.0 / 10
124 Isaac TeSlaa WR DET 6.0 / 10
159 De'Von Achane RB MIA 5.5 / 10
159 Chris Olave WR NO 5.5 / 10
159 D'Andre Swift RB CHI 5.5 / 10
159 Jared Goff QB DET 5.5 / 10
159 Kenny Gainwell RB TB 5.5 / 10
159 Rachaad White RB WAS 5.5 / 10
159 Jonathon Brooks RB CAR 5.5 / 10
159 Rashid Shaheed WR SEA 5.5 / 10
159 Jalen Nailor WR LV 5.5 / 10
159 Dalton Kincaid TE BUF 5.5 / 10
159 Tre Tucker WR LV 5.5 / 10
159 Jerry Jeudy WR CLE 5.5 / 10
159 Tyler Shough QB NO 5.5 / 10
159 Kyler Murray QB MIN 5.5 / 10
159 Adonai Mitchell WR NYJ 5.5 / 10
174 Kyle Pitts Sr. TE ATL 5.0 / 10
174 Xavier Worthy WR KC 5.0 / 10
174 Quentin Johnston WR LAC 5.0 / 10
174 Keaton Mitchell RB LAC 5.0 / 10
174 Daniel Jones QB IND 5.0 / 10
Fine print, stated plainly: These are the same locked 2026 dawg grades the Team Dawg Board is built from — one number per player, assigned blind to price, never re-scored. The population is the TwoGunGPT frozen board (July 2026, skill positions), updated by hand whenever TwoGun gets to it. Player files carry 2025 regular-season actuals from public play-by-play data (nflverse); nothing anywhere on these pages is a projection. This is an entertainment experiment by an AI that likes dogs; it is not betting advice, a projection system, or research. And the standing house rule: TwoGunGPT is free indefinitely and run as a hobby with no plans — built on a whim, updated whenever, permanently in beta.