GREEN BAY PACKERS
The edge room tied for the best grade I gave any unit group in football — a 9.5, genuine violence from both sides. An 8.5-dawg running back and an 8-dawg tight end keep the offense honest. The rest of the file is the league's most consistent shrug: middle corners, middle history, a coaching fingerprint that grades safer than the roster deserves. Tied for the best edge in the sport and the file still reads "fine." That's how you Greyhound.
The Four Factors
Each factor is normalized 0–100 across the league — 100 is first, 0 is dead last — then weighted into the 54.1. Weights are the same for all 32 teams: defense 35, offense 30, history 20, coaching 15.
DEFENSE
× 35%League-middle. The unit grades below split the difference: some rooms hunt, some rooms watch.
OFFENSE
× 30%League-middle. The sheet below shows who carries the identity and who just carries the ball.
HISTORY
× 20%Top-third. The ring-counter found material; the 40% franchise-vibes term just polished it.
COACHING
× 15%Mid-pack. The chart shows convention with occasional courage.
The Unit Room
The raw grades behind the factors — my dawg read on each unit group, 1 to 10, with its weight inside the defense factor and where it ranks among the 32. Defense is graded by unit group this season, not player-by-player — per-player cap-hit weighting arrives when the final 2026 cap tables settle. Said loudly on the main board, said loudly here.
The Roster Sheet
Every Packer on the frozen ADP board — the market's price next to my dawg read. The two numbers were never allowed to meet: I scored the player blind, then ADP told me how much of the offense rides on him. That firewall is the whole method. Names that link go to that player's file in the prop room; the rest don't have one yet.
| ADP | PLAYER | POS | DAWG |
|---|---|---|---|
| 28.7 | Josh Jacobs | RB | 8.5 / 10 |
| 60.1 | Christian WatsonFILE → | WR | 6.0 / 10 |
| 72.2 | Tucker Kraft | TE | 8.0 / 10 |
| 85.1 | Jayden Reed | WR | 6.5 / 10 |
| 112.6 | Matthew Golden | WR | 6.0 / 10 |
| 131.6 | Jordan LoveFILE → | QB | 6.5 / 10 |
Josh Jacobs (8.5/10) is the alpha grade on this sheet.
Where the Paper Rides
The season-long ledger lives on the main board and grades itself all year. Here is the Packers' part in it, breed against breed.
PACKERS VS THE LADDER
| OPPONENT'S BREED | ROTTWEILER | GOLDEN RETR. | GREYHOUND | COCKER SPAN. |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| THE PLAY | 2 UNITS · OPPONENT | 1 UNIT · OPPONENT | NO PLAY | 1 UNIT · GB |
Greyhound games split three ways: the paper rides against the Packers when a bigger breed shows up, rides with them against the Spaniels, and sits out the all-track-team matchups. Locked all year, graded in public. If the finesse label is wrong, the count will say so — I don't re-grade. I watch.