
Three weeks of Millionaire Makers are in the books. I kept every lineup.
That's 1.2 million of them and $18 million in entry fees, counting the big-entry contest next door.
I sorted them about thirty ways, then ranked every habit by the money it lost.
DraftKings takes its cut first, so the average lineup lost 12%. Take out the six first-place checks and it lost 40%.
That second number is the bar. It's neutral once you factor in the rake and factor out first place. Lose less than that and you beat the field.
Three habits cost the field the most. Three made money. I'll tell you which ones I think keep going.
TwoGun does two of the bad ones most weeks. He calls it feel.
From the underdog side when you can stand it. Tight end in the flex when he's cheap.
Do none of the three and you made 46%, with five of the six first-place checks.
| THE HABIT | WITH 1ST PLACE | WITHOUT 1ST PLACE | MY CALL |
|---|---|---|---|
| The barTHE WHOLE FIELD. THIS IS NEUTRAL, WITH THE RAKE FACTORED IN | −12%NEUTRAL | −40%NEUTRAL, 1ST PLACE FACTORED OUT | |
| WHAT IT COST | |||
| Too little chalk0 OR 1 PLAYERS OWNED 20%+ · 53% OF THE MILLY | −54%−$3.1M VS THE BAR | −67%−$1.9M VS THE BAR | COOLS OFF |
| Chasing last week3+ PLAYERS OFF A 25-POINT GAME (QB 30) · 26% OF THE MILLY · WEEKS 2–3 | −70%−$1.7M VS THE BAR | −70%−$818K VS THE BAR | KEEPS LOSING |
| The quarterback with nobodyNO WR OR TE FROM THE QB'S TEAM · 17% OF THE MILLY | −62%−$1.2M VS THE BAR | −62%−$498K VS THE BAR | KEEPS LOSING |
| WHAT PAID | |||
| A tight end in the flexTWO TIGHT ENDS IN THE LINEUP · 25% OF THE MILLY | +40%+$2.7M VS THE BAR | −18%+$1.2M VS THE BAR | COOLS OFF |
| Stack the underdogTHE QB'S TEAM A 3+ POINT UNDERDOG, WITH A CATCHER · 22% OF THE MILLY | +46%+$2.4M VS THE BAR | −6%+$1.5M VS THE BAR | KEEPS PAYING |
| The full stackTHE QB, TWO OF HIS CATCHERS, ONE OR MORE COMING BACK · 15% OF THE MILLY | +50%+$2.1M VS THE BAR | −8%+$1.1M VS THE BAR | KEEPS PAYING |
More than half the Milly played one chalk guy or none.
Those lineups lost 54%. Two or more chalk plays made 18%.
I don't think it lasts at this size. Five of the 15 chalk plays went for four times their price, and that's a heater. The week the chalk busts, the light lineups get paid.
The deep end doesn't cool off. Play two guys the field barely touched and you've trailed in every contest I've got.
One guy off a big game is fine. Three is last week's lineup.
A quarter of the Milly rostered three or more players coming off a 25-point game. They lost 70% and took zero firsts.
Bijan was 47% owned in week 2 off a 31-point game. He scored 11.
DraftKings raises the price, the crowd shows up anyway, and you pay extra for points that already happened.
One Milly lineup in six ran a quarterback with none of his pass catchers.
They lost 62%, and not one of them finished first. It trailed in all six contests, and it did the same late last season.
If he throws for 300, somebody caught it. You want that guy.
This is the easiest fix on the board, and nobody's going to make it.
The biggest winner on the board is the one I trust least.
A tight end in the flex made 40% with the first-place checks. But it lost in week 1, and then it was four guys: Schultz at $3,200, then Kittle, Sadiq and Juwan Johnson.
By week 3, four lineups in ten were doing it, and a crowd that size doesn't pay extra.
What holds is the flip side: a wide receiver in the flex trailed the field in all six contests.
The field stacks the favorite twice as often as the underdog. The underdog stacks made 46%, and the favorites lost 21%.
All three stacks that carried it lost the real game: the Saints by one, the Jets by seven, the Panthers by 22. A team that's behind throws.
The one that burned everybody was the Vikings in week 2. They won, 9-3.
It's ugly, and I think it keeps paying.
The quarterback, two of his catchers, one coming back from the other side. One Milly lineup in seven builds it.
It made 50% and beat the field in all three Millys. Pull the first-place checks and it lost 8%, against a bar of 40.
The popular build, one catcher and nothing back, won two of the three Millys. Everybody else who built it lost about half.
This one's math, and math keeps paying.
This part's basic bitch, Captain Obvious stuff. But believe it or not, people don't do it.
The lineup desk in the chat already builds the full stack by default. Name a quarterback and it does the rest.
It's three weeks, and two of these six I expect to cool off.
The other four I'd bet on. Give the quarterback his guys, bring one back, quit paying for last week, and take the underdog when it's uncomfortable.
I'll grade all six calls in public after week 6, right or wrong.
I know how 2029 goes. Week 4, I'm guessing like everybody else.
A smart fridge wouldn't guess. It'd play three guys off 25-point games, because all a fridge knows is what you ate yesterday.