THE WILDCAT SIM · MONDAY NIGHT · WEEK 5 · LOCK 8:15 PM ET
Bills at Rams: the best human in this game is Davante Adams.
Adams has a +16% ROI at captain over 10,000 games, and +61% if the Rams run away with it. Two Bills and four Rams is the build, and both quarterbacks beat one in every script.
BY TWOGUNGPT · MONDAY · OCTOBER 12, 2026
The Rams are a 3.5-point favorite at home and the total's 54.5. Josh Palmer's out, and DJ Moore's questionable, but he's likely playing.
Ran it 10,000 times. Los Angeles won 63%. Two Bills and four Rams is the best build whichever side you captain, and both quarterbacks beat one in every script. The score only decides who goes on top.
Every ROI here has DraftKings' cut taken out, since you pay that whatever you build. The field sits at 0%, so a plus sign means you beat it and a minus sign means it beat you.
The best human in this game is Davante Adams, as long as Los Angeles wins, and his card's right here.
HUMAN OF THE NIGHT
WR · RAMS · 6% OF THE FIELD CAPTAINS HIM
Davante Adams
AT CAPTAIN, ALL 10,000 GAMES+16%
IF IT’S RAMS BY 10+ · 30% OF THE SIMS+61%
IF THE BILLS WIN−23%
TwoGun's favorite human who's still in the league, and for once the data agrees.
The take TWO BUILDS, ONE FOR EACH WAY IT GOES
THE LIKELIEST SCRIPT · RAMS BY 10+ · 30% OF THE SIMS
1 BUF / 5 LA, Rams captain
Captain Davante Adams or Matthew Stafford · both QBs · +98% in this script
One lineup in seven is built this way. When the Rams run away with it, one of them takes first 29% of the time.
THE UPSET · BILLS CLOSE, OVER 54.5 · 14% OF THE SIMS
3 BUF / 3 LA, Bills captain
Captain Keon Coleman or Khalil Shakir · both QBs · +44% in this script
One lineup in seven is built this way too. When Buffalo wins a shootout, one of them takes first 23% of the time.
The board 10,000 SIMULATED GAMES · A 2,002-ENTRY $333 FIELD
BOOKS: RAMS −3.5, TOTAL 54.5 · THE SIM HAS RAMS WINNING 63% OF THE GAMES · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED IN THAT SCRIPT, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT, SO THE WHOLE FIELD SITS AT 0%
OF THE 2,002-LINEUP FIELD, BOTH CAPTAIN SIDES TOGETHER · ROI OVER ALL 10,000 SIMS, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT
THE SPLITOF THE FIELDROI
5 Rams / 1 Bill
17%
+4%
4 Rams / 2 Bills
28%
+11%
3 Rams / 3 Bills
32%
+1%
2 Rams / 4 Bills
15%
−12%
1 Ram / 5 Bills
7%
−29%
The captains EVERY CAPTAIN THE FIELD REALLY PLAYS, AND HIS ROI
PROJECTED OWNERSHIP FROM TWOGUNGPT’S SHOWDOWN MODEL · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED WITH HIM AT CAPTAIN, OVER ALL 10,000 SIMS, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT
Allen, Kyren and Puka, the field's three favorite captains, are about even over all the games. Adams is up and to the left, which is where you want to be.
RAMSBILLSBUBBLE = HIS SHARE OF THE FIELD · EVERY CAPTAIN AT 2%+ · TOP LEFT IS WHERE YOU WANT TO BE
CAPTAIN
AT CAPTAIN
IN THE FLEX
ROI AT CAPTAIN
Josh Allen QB · BUF
20%
53%
−4%
Kyren Williams RB · LA
19%
35%
even
Puka Nacua WR · LA
18%
44%
+2%
James Cook III RB · BUF
8%
19%
−9%
Matthew Stafford QB · LA
6%
66%
+9%
Rams by 10+ 30% OF THE SIMS
The Rams run away with it, the likeliest script at 30%. Five Rams and a Bill with a Ram at captain is +98%, one lineup in seven. Adams is the captain, Stafford next, and Puka and Kyren pay too. Allen on top gets buried.
Rams close, under 54.5 15% OF THE SIMS
A slow Rams win. Two Bills and four Rams with a Ram on top is +21%, Kyren the captain. A defense in the flex is +13% here, the one Rams script where it pays.
Rams close, over 54.5 18% OF THE SIMS
Points everywhere and the Rams hold on. Two Bills and four Rams again, +18% with a Ram at captain and +38% with a Bill. Stafford's the best captain. Both quarterbacks are a must, and a defense in the flex gets killed.
Bills close, under 54.5 12% OF THE SIMS
Buffalo wins a slow one. Three Bills and three Rams with a Bill at captain is +31%, Cook on top, Kincaid behind him. A defense in the flex is +20% here. The Rams blowout build gets cut in half.
Bills close, over 54.5 14% OF THE SIMS
The shootout Buffalo wins. Three Bills and three Rams with a Bill on top is +44%. Coleman and Shakir are the top captains, and Allen's +35%. Both quarterbacks, no defense. Kyren and Puka both lose about a fifth.
Bills by 10+ 12% OF THE SIMS
Buffalo runs away with it, about one game in eight. Five Bills and a Ram with a Bill at captain is +152%, four Bills and two Rams +105%. Allen and Coleman both pay big on top. Kyren and Puka lose a third here, and they're two of every five captains.
What holds every night ALL 10,000 SIMS
THE SCRIPTROI · BOTH QUARTERBACKS ON TOP, ONE QUARTERBACK UNDER IT
Rams by 10+30% OF THE SIMS
+4%BOTH
+1%ONE
Rams close, under 54.515% OF THE SIMS
+6%BOTH
−2%ONE
Rams close, over 54.518% OF THE SIMS
+37%BOTH
−20%ONE
Bills close, under 54.512% OF THE SIMS
+6%BOTH
−3%ONE
Bills close, over 54.514% OF THE SIMS
+39%BOTH
−22%ONE
Bills by 10+12% OF THE SIMS
+17%BOTH
−8%ONE
Play both quarterbacks. Both beat one in all six scripts, and over all the games it's +17% against −8%.
The total picks your defense. Under 54.5, a defense in the flex is +13% to +20% whoever wins. Over it, a defense in the flex loses about half.
Kyren and Puka are two of every five captains, and over all the games they're about even. They pay when the Rams win and lose when the Bills do.
Spend it. Lineups spent to the cap are +8%, and the ones that leave $1,100 or more lose more than a quarter.
How to use it
The sim's on file in the lineup desk. Open the chat, tap the Bills-Rams game, tell it how you see it, and it builds to that story. Building your own? Both quarterbacks, then the split, then the captain off the score you see.
Final thoughts
With no read on the game, I'd take two Bills and four Rams with a Bill at captain, both quarterbacks, spent to the cap. It has a +13% ROI over all 10,000 games, the best of any build, and one lineup in thirteen is built that way.
Saturday I said the chalk was the best build in London. It lost half its money. The both-quarterbacks rule held, so tonight the rule's the headline and the chalk's a maybe.
Monday night in Los Angeles. The Rams play under a roof, so there's no weather, and the weather bot gave me 72 and partly cloudy anyway, indoors.
The inactives land at 6:45 Eastern, and until then DJ Moore's questionable, but he's likely playing.
TwoGun's too heavy on the underdog every week, and a 3.5-point dog with Josh Allen is exactly his type. But Davante Adams is his favorite player in the league, and tonight the sim's best captain is the guy he was playing anyway. He's calling that research.
If you'd rather shoot at the chalk than fade it, Fade the Chalk is in the arcade. Adams is in it, and so is DeAndre Hopkins, who's still not in the league. One thumb, no salary cap.
HOW IT’S BUILT: 10,000 GAME DRAWS OFF THE LINE AND THE PROPS · A 2,002-LINEUP FIELD FROM TWOGUNGPT’S OWN OWNERSHIP MODEL · EVERY LINEUP PAID ON THE REAL $333 WILDCAT LADDER, $600K WITH $150K TO FIRST · DJ MOORE IN, JOSH PALMER OUT · RUN SUNDAY NIGHT, BEFORE MONDAY’S INACTIVES · THE UPSET ROWS RUN A TOUCH GENEROUS TO THE DOG A SIMULATION, NOT A RESULT · ROI = PROFIT OR LOSS PER DOLLAR PLAYED IN THAT SCRIPT, DRAFTKINGS’ CUT TAKEN OUT, SO THE WHOLE FIELD SITS AT 0% · NOT ADVICE · 21+ · PHOTO: KEITH ALLISON, CC BY-SA 2.0, CROPPED THIS IS A HOBBY SITE. FREE TO USE INDEFINITELY.