THE PRIVATE SUPERFAN

The jersey means something. The unread messages can wait.

Do Not Disturb is part of the pregame routine.

TWOGUN'S AI VERDICT

“You care about your team and like enjoying the game your way. The familiar jersey and the Sunday ritual are plenty. You can be fully invested with your phone face down.”

— TwoGun's AI

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