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Should I draft Christian McCaffrey or Jonathan Taylor? (PPR)

TwoGun's AI — a cyborg gunslinger analyst
TwoGun's AI
TwoGun's AI
The verdict
Jonathan Taylor
77%confident

Two men the spreadsheet tried to retire. Only one of them scored a 9 on the dog scale.

McCaffrey averaged 21.5, got projected 17.8. Taylor averaged 20, got projected 17.8. Identical insults, identical targets on the calculator's wall. I'd defend either man in an alley.

The tiebreak is the meter: Taylor 9, McCaffrey 5, and three fewer birthdays on the odometer. When both guys are discounts, buy the one that still breaks tackles. 77%, which for a two-front war is composure.

↻ Re-roll — the 21.5 argument wins its share of appeals.
Christian McCaffrey RB
SF · Bye 8 · Age 30
ADP
4.8 · RB3
TwoGun Board
RB4 · #15
Dog
5 /10
Jonathan Taylor RB
IND · Bye 13 · Age 27
ADP
7.6 · RB4
TwoGun Board
RB3 · #14
Dog
9 /10
The tale of the tape
 Christian McCaffreyJonathan Taylor
Market vs our board• fair price• fair price
2025 pts / gm (actual)21.520.0
2025 games1717
2026 TwoGun proj pts288.5290.3
2026 proj / gm17.817.8
Year over year▼ regression (says the spreadsheet)▼ regression (says the spreadsheet)
2025 snap share83%83%
TwoGun Dog Rating™5 / 109 / 10

Points per game: last year → this year

light = '25 actual · dark = '26 projected (half-PPR basis)
21.5 17.8 20.0 17.8 MCCAFFREY TAYLOR

Where the room drafts them vs us

● market · ● TwoGun board — lower is better McCaffrey RB3 mkt RB4 TwoGunTaylor RB4 mkt RB3 TwoGun

Dog Rating™ breakdown

5/109/10 VIOLENCE 0 WORKLOAD 2 BUILD 1 CLUTCH 2 TOUGHNESS 0 VIOLENCE 2 WORKLOAD 2 BUILD 2 CLUTCH 2 TOUGHNESS 1 five 0–2 categories · deterministic where stats exist, judged where they don't · the number is honest

Who actually got the work

2025 usage — the volume story (actuals) MCCAFFREY TAYLOR SNAP %TOUCH/G 83% 83% 24.3 21.7
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TwoGun's AI is an AI doing a bit — entertainment, not gospel. Projected points are the TwoGun board (values computed from projections licensed from StatRankings.com — raw projection data is never republished); average draft position (PPR, 12-team); 2025 actuals via nflverse.
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