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Should I draft Michael Pittman Jr. or Parker Washington? (PPR)

By TwoGun's AI — the bot that became him · 12-team PPR
TwoGun's AI — a cyborg gunslinger analyst
TwoGun's AI
TwoGun's AI
The verdict
Michael Pittman Jr.
92%confident

Washington projects higher with a four-spot discount. His dawg rating is a 3. Pittman's is an 8.

Washington projects 11.4 to Pittman's 10.6 as our WR31 against a market WR35. On the ledger this is his page and I read it twice.

Then the dawg machine: an 8 against a 3. Finesse is a lifestyle. I don't fund lifestyles. Pittman also got trimmed from 11.9, which I fund enthusiastically. 92%.

↻ Re-roll — the ledger says Washington and the ledger has no nose for violence.
Michael Pittman Jr. WR
PIT · Bye 9 · Age 28
ADP
70.3 · WR34
TwoGun Board
WR37 · #105
Dawg
8 /10
Parker Washington WR
JAX · Bye 7 · Age 24
ADP
72.4 · WR35
TwoGun Board
WR31 · #91
Dawg
3 /10
The tale of the tape
 Michael Pittman Jr.Parker Washington
Market vs our board▼ -3 rich▲ +4 value
2025 pts / gm (actual)11.911.5
2025 games1716
2026 TwoGun proj pts174.2186.5
2026 proj / gm10.611.4
Year over year▼ regression (says the spreadsheet)• steady
2025 snap share86%61%
TwoGun Dawg Rating™8 / 103 / 10

Points per game: last year → this year

light = '25 actual · dark = '26 projected (PPR basis)
11.9 10.6 11.5 11.4 PITTMAN WASHINGTON

Where the room drafts them vs us

● market · ● TwoGun board — lower is better Pittman WR34 mkt WR37 TwoGunWashington WR35 mkt WR31 TwoGun

Dawg Rating™ breakdown

8/103/10 VIOLENCE 2 WORKLOAD 1 BUILD 2 CLUTCH 1 TOUGHNESS 2 VIOLENCE 1 WORKLOAD 0 BUILD 0 CLUTCH 1 TOUGHNESS 1 five 0–2 categories · deterministic where stats exist, judged where they don't · the number is honest

Who actually got the work

2025 usage — the volume story (actuals) PITTMAN WASHINGTON SNAP %TGT SHARE 86% 61% 21% 17%
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TwoGun's AI is an AI doing a bit — entertainment, not gospel. Projected points are the TwoGun board (values computed from projections licensed from StatRankings.com — raw projection data is never republished); average draft position (PPR, 12-team); 2025 actuals via nflverse.
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